Brighton and Hove Albion have launched an investigation after excrement was found in the away dressing room before their Championship play-ff semi-final second leg tie against Crystal Palace. Manager Gus Poyet was suspended from the club and he sent an angry email asking in the words of The Sun; Poodunit?
The gist of that email is:
“When Crystal Palace players and staff arrived to the Amex and went into their dressing room, they found themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.
“For some reason, someone had access to the away dressing room and done something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a ‘poo’ all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.
“I am angry that someone within this club could endanger our good reputation and stoop so low. I would like someone to accept responsibility and resign.”
(The Sun)
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