As we reported earlier, Luis Suárez has given his version of what happened during his tangle with Giorgio Chiellini, and to be honest, it must surely rank among the most implausible excuses in recent times. Naturally enough, the Twitterverse was quick to point this out as only it can.
Suarez ban should be doubled after that laughable excuse, if he said sorry & admitted he did wrong you could make a case for reducing it
— Ger McNally (@GerMc31) June 28, 2014
Last night, I lost my balance and accidentally ate an entire plate of spaghetti bolognese and drank two glasses of Pinot noir. #suarez
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) June 28, 2014
Rotten luck for Luis Suarez that he, of all people, should lose their balance and accidentally plunge his teeth into someone's shoulder.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 28, 2014
Suarez's excuse is about as reliable and palatable as Baldrick's cappuccino
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) June 28, 2014
Suspect Suárez would be astonished to know how much support/sympathy he'd get if he said: "I have a problem, I want to get better."
— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) June 28, 2014
Is Suarez being advised by Father Ted: If I convinced Bishop Brennan I didn't kick him up the arse, you convince Fifa pic.twitter.com/3Fh07Xsfwq
— Kieran Beckles (@kieranbeckles) June 28, 2014
Suarez arrives in A&E: "...I was wandering round in just my dressing gown when I slipped, and would you believe it, landed on the cucumber."
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) June 28, 2014
If that Suarez excuse is for real he must fire his PR company. They in turn must quit their industry and become become rodeo clowns
— Terry Reilly (@TerReilly) June 28, 2014
Luis Suarez' "I fell" excuse really reminds me of this one: https://t.co/JiIq0lXrZq
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 28, 2014
I’m guessing Suarez also once fell and got his wife pregnant
— Baha (@LifeOfBaha) June 28, 2014
Suarez should have gone with his original defense of “My blood sugar was low and I thought he was made of candy.” — Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) June 28, 2014
Suarez: I simply slipped, whilst hoovering in women’s lingerie, and accidentally landed, anus first, onto the Hoover. Poppers too, somehow.
— Chas Newkey-Burden (@allthatchas) June 28, 2014
My 10 year old son just read #Suarez explanation statement and started laughing at it. Said even he wouldn’t try excuse that stupid. — Matt Cooper (@cooper_m) June 28, 2014
So I was gardening & was pulling up a carrot & fell over & landed on a carrot, which is why a carrot is stuck up my bottom, doctor. #Suarez
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) June 28, 2014
Suarez was changing a light bulb, on a step ladder, in the nude, slipped and that’s how the aubergine became lodged in his colon — Old Holborn (@TurboHolborn) June 28, 2014
Luis Suarez says he accidentally tripped and fell onto Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder. Of course you did Luis… pic.twitter.com/YuRz9EWc1n — Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) June 28, 2014
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