Twitter has been in a frenzy today after the inception of the hashtag "Phil Neville Names Things", on the back of the boring co-commentator referring to the vanishing spray as "Imaginary foam". We have rounded up a collection of the best tweets that suggest what Phil might call other common objects and items.
@ballsdotie 18 yrd box - the large parallelogram #PhilNevilleNamesThings — Paul Little (@little_football) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie Phone = Conversation Transporter #PhilNevilleNamesThings — Conor Farrell (@TheOrlandoCrux) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie Goalkeeper = Net Guardian #PhilNevilleNamesThings — Barry Coffey (@barrycoffey) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie socks = foot mittens #philnevillenamesthings — Gareth Heverin (@A_Dead_Shadow) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie Eyeglasses = Vision Windows #PhilNevilleNamesThings — Brian Fitzgerald (@bfitzy2) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie #PhilNevilleNamesThings Wall - human defensive shield. — Johnathan Kelly (@_JohnnyKelly) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie Microwave = Food Sauna #PhilNevilleNamesThings — Brian O (@BrianCOIrl) August 8, 2014
@ballsdotie Hat - Head Shelter. #PhilNevilleNamesThings — NøtTøøXabí (@Keenan1892) August 8, 2014