Best Ever Line From An Irish Match Report?

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We're hugely grateful for Brendan Doc who informed us of this magical sentence that was recently squeezed into a SLIGO CHAMPION match report on a rugby contest held between UCG and Sligo RFC's seconds last weekend. Fair play to that sex crazed rhino on bad acid.

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