In between mourning last week's Champions League defeat to Coldplay's first album, Pep Guardiola is asking himself what Barcelona must do to bolster his squad. Luckily a certain loud mouth American footplayer has stepped forward.
Chad OchoCinco of the Cincinnati Bengals is trying to arrange a trial at on Barcelona via Twitter. With the NFL lockout looming next year, Chad's going to have some time on his hands.
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OchoCinco then contacted his Twitter friends in journalism, looking for someone to pull a strings.
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Then he appealed to Joan Laporta directly. Not sure Mr Laporta will appreciate being addressed in Castillian, mind.
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Anyone doubting OchoCinco's footballing skills should watch the Youtube video below. Think of it this way, Pep. He can't be much worse than Zlatan.
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