Back in the early summer of 2015, we were getting fairly pissed off with the seemingly endless stream of transfer nonsense that was emanating from some obscure European media outlets and finding their way across the Irish Sea via some of the less than reputable English tabloids.
We love a bit of shite transfer gossip as much as the next crowd but eventually you just become a bit jaded with life in general. After the 674th Dutch report about Wesley Sneijder's move to Man United, you just have to say enough is enough. Thus, badly translated transfer rumours was born.
We had some fun and we let it die out. It ran its course and we weren't expecting it to be resurrected. But then Turkey threw up the greatest load of nonsense we had seen in quite some time and there was only thing for it, throw it into google translate and see what comes up. Badly translated transfer rumours is reborn.
The Express are today reporting that 'one of Turkey’s largest media outlets' have the scoop that Jose Mourinho fancies expanding the Portuguese legion at Old Trafford and the most understandable way to do that is, of course, buying back Nani from Fenerbahce.
We won't lie, we're a bit sceptical. So we went to the source, DHA in Turkey to see what they had to say to back it up. So what's the deal here chaps?
They look favorably on proposals from China and want to stay in Europe for Luis Nani is experiencing a surprise development.
Will you get away out of that, how could United possible go back for him after running him out of the place last year?
Nania Manchester United wore the uniform before long , knocked on the door of the old players per team with the arrival of Mourinho . Mourinho , a citizen of Nania began talks told the team he wanted to see .
Fair enough, that clears that up. How much would he set them back?
Fenerbahce which can be released in about 8 euros for a European team Nani was again accepted the offer to return to the Premier League . But as Manu Nani for Fenerbahce 8 million transfer fee payment to sympathetic figures it was recorded and will sit to the negotiating table to download .
Got it. United won't pay the €8 million release clause but they're going back to Fenerbahce to negotiate. You heard it here first third, Nani to United is nailed on to happen.
