In a late breaking transfer story tonight it appears that Arsenal have found their bank card and attempted to transfer 30m of their current account funds into the vaults at Anfield, in return for the angelic Uruguayan Luis Suarez. Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers have quickly rejected, rebuffed and returned the sum, stating that Suarez ain't going anywhere. This all comes on the back of Bookies slashing odds on this very transfer last Wednesday.