When one thinks of Arjen Robben, the thought of a marauding gladiator doesn't exactly spring to mind. Unlikely to be a leader of men in a battle at the heart of midfield, dominate players physically, or even stand up after being kicked.
No, Robben is more of a modern footballer. Sublime skill mixed with a penchant for going down easy, and don't forget a pinch of petulance. The Bayern winger is more likely to be mistaken for a bratish child than a bullish warrior, which is why this video doesn't surprise us too much.
What would Ger Loughnane think?