Andy Carroll's partner Billi Mucklow spent Christmas Day innocently posting instagram photos of the pair posing in the newly built 'Carroll's Castle', their mansion in Essex. Naturally, it contains it's own beauty salon and is replete leopard skin walls and pink sofas.
Ms Mucklow is chuffed with her house and her followers seem to be impressed by it, though Carroll's appear to be less enamoured.
The interior design community has expressed it's shock that a house built by a West Ham striker and a former The Only Way Is Essex star does not conform to the highest standards of good taste but there is solace in the fact that it is not quite as bad as Stephen Ireland's house.
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