And The Award For Most Ridiculous Claim Of The Day Goes To...Michael Owen

Observe this healdine from a Sky Sports interview with the racehorse ow...I mean 'footballer'.

Having read this first I laughed for about 2 hours, but on reflection, with The Berb having one foot out the exit door already and Hernandez suffering from "permanently offsideism", perhaps Owen could surprise us during the Premier League run in. And perhaps Leitrim will win this year's All Ireland.

h/t: conman2011