Americans Eat This Shit Up

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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More Portland Timbers news. They played their first MLS home game last night and the so-called Timbers Army - their 'ultras'- were called on to sing the National Anthem. Who needs innocent girls with sweet voices when you have punk rock soccer fans who sing the anthem of empire with relish! With added rockets and bomb noises! This will prove to the non-believers in the heartland that football is not just the game of the lazy, dole-collecting, mustachedm central European, Volga driving, socialist/fascist, but indeed something you can spread on your Wonder bread.

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