When we say 'wonderful', we do of course mean 'horrific' and/or 'something we wanted to wear to our first communions but our mammies wouldn't let us'.
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Former Barcelona midfielder Alex Song had an impressive return to the Premier League with West Ham last season so he's more than entitled to be enjoying his holidays in Paris. And that's exactly what he's doing, in the kind of shoes that scream, 'money can't buy taste'.
That was on Saturday night. Last night he changed up the outfit and decided to go slightly more understated.
