Call me prudish, but I find the dirt-divulging taking place on the Twitter feed of the woman claiming to be Alan Smith's jilted fiancee to be entirely untoward. Whoever's writing these tweets has declared herself to be football's grand truth teller and decided to reveal every ugly truth about Smith et al, as if anyone would be shocked to learn that footballers are greedy or lecherous. Still, like Busquets after a dive, we can't help but peek through our fingers at the carnage. We were surprised, to say the least, to see Gary Kelly's name brought into the tawdry circus of allegations. Let sleeping dogs like, we say.