The Springfield Shopper Took A Dim View Of The Alan Pardew Headbutt

The Alan Pardew headbutt incident - if you can even call it that - has eaten up way, way more than its fair share of column inches and airtime since Saturday afternoon. So @BeardedGenius' Simpsons parody is just the comic relief we needed.

I don't think it will be much consolation to Pardew himself - he was hit with a fine of £100,000 by Newcastle themselves, in advance of disciplinary proceedings by the FA or the Premier League.

Notice also the appearance of David 'Moe' Moyes at the bottom right of the page.

H/T: 101greatgoals, @BeardedGenius