Happy 35th birthday to Robbie Keane. Here are 35 reasons we love Ireland's all-time top-scorer.
1. The goal against Germany
2. And it inspiring this comment
3. That colour combination
4. Pride in being Irish captain
5. 140 caps for Ireland
6. 65 goals for Ireland
7. He's the highest scoring active international footballer.
8. 123 Premier League goals
9. The cartwheel
10. The machine gun
11. This
12. A combined transfer fee of £115m, making him one of the most expensive players of all-time
13. Scoring for Ireland every year since his debut in 1998
14. An all-time record of 21 goals in European Championship qualifiers
15. Scoring in 3 consecutive matches against Germany, Saudi Arabia and Spain at World Cup 2002
16. "He's certainly one of the best players in the MLS"
17. Morrissey's his cousin
18. He knows President Michael D. Higgins
19. And Barack Obama
20. Charity work
21. Improving style
22. The singing
23. Honesty when benched against Scotland
If the manager wants to play one up-front, I'm not fucking Niall Quinn and I'm not Shane Long
24. Managing to play for all 10 of his boyhood clubs
25. He's a joker
26. Being the MLS' most valuable player last season
27. When LA Galaxy came to Dublin
28. The penalties
29. When Spurs came to Coppers