Yes, that's Robbie Keane with some kind of 'N SYNC style frosted tips. Glorious.
In other news, remember Mario Melchiot? Before Chelsea had billions to spend they used to be a bit like Gerard Houllier era Liverpool in that they would bring in four £0-5 million pound players in the hope that one of them would turn into a £20 million pound player.
Mario Melchiot was one of those £0-5 million players. He never turned into the £20 million man but he wasn't too bad either. He did a job and Chelsea fans were happy with him before they knew what else was out there. And it seems he still holds a candle for his old club as he posted this gloriously thought provoking tweet in the aftermath of last night's away goal defeat at the hands of Paris St Germain.
I feel like The day I lost my virginity and than woke up and saw It was a wet dream. Dreams can be cruel sometimes!!! #mmlove #CFC
— Mario Melchiot (@MarioMelchiot) March 11, 2015
'Philosophical' and 'profound' just don't do it justice. Someone get that man a job on TV quick.
