The first two were pretty nondescript but the third was brilliant.
Wolfsburg striker/the butt of jokes from football fans everywhere, Nicklas Bendtner, grabbed a hat-trick for Denmark against USA on Wednesday evening.
The feat was sealed when Bendtner got on the end of a superb long ball from Christian Eriksen, controlled it and hit it sweetly beyond Nick Rimando.
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