We're not entirely sure if the point of being able to use Manuel Neuer as a verb has been reached but we're going to test the waters anyway. During Saturday's Bundesliga action, Hoffenheim forward Kevin Volland was mere millimetres away from catching the German keeper out while he was Neuering.
Last week Gibraltar, this week Hoffenheim, it's surely only a matter of time. Or maybe he's just messing about because he's been particularly bored recently.