Lionel Messi has followed Chelsea on Instagram!
I cannot for the life of me understand why all the major television channels haven't cut from their normal broadcasts to bring us this news but it seems the big wigs in RTÉ don't grasp the severity of the situation.
Lionel Messi is clearly about to sign for Chelsea!
Football transfer rumours: Lionel Messi to Chelsea or Manchester City? - The Guardian: The… http://t.co/HR5TfJlp42 via Thomas Tolkien
— Thomas Tolkien (@ThomasTolkien5) January 6, 2015
BREAKING: Adidas are keen for Lionel Messi to join Chelsea and are prepared to help pay the transfer fee. (RAC1)
— Transfer Centre (@CentreTransfer) January 5, 2015
Lionel Messi has just followed Chelsea on instagram (he doesn't follow Barcelona)
— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) January 5, 2015
BREAKING: Chelsea are planning a £277 million bid for Lionel Messi and Paul Pogba. (Daily Express)
— Transfer Centre (@CentreTransfer) January 5, 2015
This is my favourite...
Several likely explanations for Lionel Messi following Chelsea on Instagram http://t.co/qBm8iFwPZQ
— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) January 6, 2015
Give me a fucking break! This is bloody nonsense. If I have to spend the next God-knows-how-many years writing about football transfer rumours based on who they've followed on Instagram, what they've changed their bio to on Twitter or who they added as friend on LinkedIn, then I'll pack it all in and go back to the farm.
Lionel Messi might be joining Chelsea if and when he arrives in London to complete his medical. Until then, don't worry about it. There's a life to be lived and it doesn't contain transfer gossip.