The World Cup Football for 2014, the Brazuca, has joined Twitter and issued a few saccharine, lick-arse tweets to Sepp Blatter. The spurned Jabulani World Cup 2010 Football has responded by joining Twitter himself and has a few choice things to say about the new football and finally hits back at some of his many critics last time out.
@brazuca @SeppBlatter You fucking lick-arse. This lad will drop you as soon as look at you. We'll see where you are in four years #oldnews
— Jabulani (@JabulaniWCup) December 4, 2013
He was particularly unimpressed with the criticism he received from goalkeepers like David James before posting a video from the Sunday Times' Rod Liddle in which he was criticised.
If someone like the World Cup 1970 football criticised me then I'd listen. David James would be better off focusing on his own performance — Jabulani (@JabulaniWCup) December 4, 2013
@thesundaytimes This was the type of shite I had to put up with last time. Rod Liddle #FFShttp://t.co/LTegHBa36k — Jabulani (@JabulaniWCup) December 4, 2013
The Jabulani has kept quiet since the last World Cup. Amid the firestorm of criticism, it never took to Twitter to respond. But now, he informs us he's had enough.
I kept my counsel during the last World Cup. But I've had enough. I'm calling out these pricks who know damn all about being a football
— Jabulani (@JabulaniWCup) December 4, 2013
He finished his rant by taking another potshot at the new ball
What sort of name is Brazuca anyway? #rantover
— Jabulani (@JabulaniWCup) December 4, 2013