It all started in the week leading up to Christmas. Southampton fan Timothy spotted an individual of the female variety not far from his seat in St. Mary's. Timothy took a liking to said female. However, Timothy is a male of the shy variety. What could he do? He couldn't talk to her so he tried to circumvent data protection law.
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This was obviously an important matter, Southampton simply had to reply. Which led to what must be one of the more unusual interactions between a football club and a fan via social media.
Following yesterday's game against Chelsea, Southampton grew tired of waiting and wanted to know how things went. To which Timothy offered a simply woeful excuse.
[TalkingBaws]
