We all dream of a team of Gary Breens.
Every single one of us.
But while we take every opportunity to declare said dreams to the World, has anybody taken the time to think about just how devastatingly effective a team of Gary Breens would actually be?
1. Goalkeeper - Wing Span
Anyone who saw Costil Pantilimon's performance for Sunderland at The Emirates will know how effective a tall goalkeeper can be, so Breen's height and reactions would make him an impenetrable force.
2. Right Back - Flexibility
The versatility and flexibility of Gary Breen means adjusting to the demands of the right back position would be an absolute doddle.
3. Left Back - Advice From Kevin Kilbane
One quick session with Zinedine and Gary would give any winger in the World a run for his money.
4. Centre Back - Organisation
The cool, calm, and collected head of Gary Breen at the back would see the team keep their shape for the duration of the match.
5. Centre Back - He's Gary Breen
He is Gary Breen after all. Captain fantastic.
6. Centre Midfield - Determination
Nobody would care more or work harder in the engine room than Gary Breen. Playing the holding midfield role would stifle any of the World's best attacking midfielders.
7. Right Wing - Ability To Draw Fouls
Gary Breen's intricate footwork and immaculate first touch would draw lunges from the desperate opposition resulting in free kicks that Gary Breen would then curl with pinpoint accuracy onto the head of Gary Breen.
8. Centre Midfield - Range Of Passing
Look at that technique.
9. Target Man - Arial Domination
They wouldn't stand a chance.
10. Striker - Poacher's Instinct
2nd goal against Saudi Arabia. Enough said.
11. Left Wing - Change Of Pace
He gave Jason McAteer and Jeff Kenna a 40m head start in the above photo.
