Daley Blind is a signing that most Manchester United fans were neither delighted, nor upset about when the Dutchman joined from Ajax last summer, but he has quickly grown into a fan favourite after impressing in the red of Manchester United.
Equally capable in midfield or at left back, Blind has shown himself to have an eye for a pass, great timing in the tackle, and a left foot that could open a can of beans, but there is one feature that truly makes him stand out... He has the hair of a Greek God.
We at Balls.ie have deduced that Daley Blind's hair is so full and flowing that it must be the source of all his powers. Here is why:
1. Just look at it.
Seriously, just shut up and look at it for a second.
2. He can tell when people are talking about it.
And this is the face he makes when he senses it. He knows we're making this post and he knows you're reading it too.
3. Even his famous footballer Dad can't resist a sniff.
The smell of success.
4. Even when it's not in frame it dominates the picture.
What's he even holding? Don't care.
5. He had to hide the hair of this award he received because it looked so bad in comparison to his own.
Poor statue, hide behind the tie so no-one sees you.
6. Women are attracted to it.
Like a gravitational pull.
7. VERY attracted to it.
8. It makes getting off the bus look like a GQ Photoshoot.
So dapper.
9. Hats simply cannot contain it.
They don't even stand a chance.
10. It requires 'Selfies' to survive.
Along with more Herbal Essences than you or I can ever afford.
11. Children are trying to copy it.
Maybe someday kid, maybe.
