So cricket legend Shane Warne is alleged to have spent the night with Michelle Mone, CEO of the company which owns the Ultimo underwear brand.
In response, the Sun came up with this magical headline for the story.
It's scurrilous, gutter stuff that we here at Balls would never engage in of course, but we have to take our hats off when subeditors pull something like this out of the bag. Worthy of the master himself.