Now for a cricket story we can't ignore. The curious tale of English bowler Monty Panesar and his falling foul of the age old rule of "Do Not Piss on The Bouncers Of A Monday Night".
The Sun reports that
the 31-year-old had been partying at the Shooshh club on Brighton's beachfront, which was hosting a Gay Pride event. However, when a group of women complained he was hassling them, the spin bowler was asked to leave.
He proceeded to the promenade above the club and relieved himself on the bouncers who chased after him until he was cornered in a nearby pizza parlour, where he was heard shouting "Help! Help!" Securing him in an arm-lock, they hauled him back to the club and called police, the reports concluded.
Looks like a great place to spend a Monday night..
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