Jabulanis look away now!
This guy might just be the scariest person on the planet. No, not the cheerful, little blonde dude. That's Finnish goalkeeper Lassi Hurskainen. Check out the gigantic Viking who talks like he smokes 40 Benson a day. This is undefeated professional boxer Robert Helenius, and he's absolutely terrifying. The Nordic Nightmare is a fitting nickname.
Judging by the haymaker Helenius unleashes on an innocent soccer ball, he has some sort of personal vendetta against our little, leather friends. Watch how he punches it so hard, it temporarily enters the stratosphere and returns hurtling down to the Earth, punctured. This feat isn't all that surprising considering 11 of Helenius' 19 professional wins have come by way of knockout.
Hat tip: Sports Grid