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5 Irish Sports Stars Who Could Have Made Decent Bond Villains

5 Irish Sports Stars Who Could Have Made Decent Bond Villains
Conor Neville
By Conor Neville
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Dublin's Andrew Scott has been announced as a James Bond villain for the next instalment of the franchise - we're not sure if he's playing an Irishman - plonking James Bond in South Armagh, for instance, might be a bridge too far for 007.

Here are five figures in Irish sport who would have made decent Irish Bond villains

1. Conor McGregor

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He models himself on an especially slick, modern kind of Bond villain. The kind of villain who would have hosted Bond at his exclusive boat party or enjoyed a Cognac with him in the VIP lounge at a high class foreign nightclub. They'd have tossed philosophical bon mots back and forth at each other until closing time.

2. Ryan McMenamin

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Not so much the principal Bond villain as the Bond villain's henchman, Ricey would run rings around Bond for half the film.

 3. Ger Loughnane

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A Bond villain who would loved throwing grenades, metaphorical and actual, at Bond throughout the film. The mind games would be a head-wreck for Daniel Craig's character to deal with.

4. Katie Taylor

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More and more Bond villains are female. Katie would be the non-speaking fighting whiz sent out to disarm and sort out Bond by the coiffed Conor McGregor/Ger Loughnane type string puller who doesn't want 007 to get near him. After a few close shaves, Bond would squeeze past her.

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5. Roy Keane

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Had to be there. A brooding presence and a formidable foe. The only surprise is the Broccoli family haven't actually got in touch with Keane yet.

 

 

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