Claiming the title of "Ireland's First Bobsleigh Team" (one which this multiple Olympian might dispute, for one), the lads bemoan their lack of funding, which has led them to resort to hurling helmets, budget ski-pants and a rather rickety craft to practice in, not to mention a distinct lack of snow, or "cold rain" as they optimistically call it.
As right wing and Connacht West under-12 champion Péadår Gill says, "We don't have snow, but we have love... and we're going bring home that purple ribbon."
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