The Winter Olympics worst kept secret is out.
An Olympic village video has broken the secret to the world of the serial canoodling going on behind the scenes. We were already aware of the wild Tinder usage within the Olympic Village but this video takes it to the next level. The video shows the high level of smooching, messing and the all round shenanigans that are rampant throughout the horny village.
(Definitely NSFW.)
Following on from the 2012 Olympics in London where over 150,000 condoms were reported to of been used, this Winter Olympics is on course to go one better. The athletes have been filmed romping in every crevice of the village from the solar panelled roof, to the gym and even the canteen. At every opportunity these athletes will look to combine there rigorous fitness regimes and their randy desires. The International Olympic Committee have also been extremely eager to attend to the athletes needs in anyway possible, by providing the athletes with all the necessary facilities to be bold. In an effort to not see their $50million investment go to waste. Once the athletes leave the village, it is thoroughly cleaned and will then be 'used' by wealthy Russian businessman to come.
The Olympic Village, bringing new meaning to the term: it's all about the taking part.
[The Onion]
