The first round of the NFL draft takes place tonight and fans are queuing at Radio City Music Hall to get tickets to the event.
One reporter decided to have some fun with fans by making up some names and asking them what they thought about the non-existent players.
Every fan wants it to seem like they're knowledgeable about the sport that they love. So there's a lot of nonsense talked about Calvin Johnson's brother, Curvin, defensive tackle, Buster Highman, and of course the birdman, Mike Hawke.
H/T @SC_DougFarrar