This year’s top 3 Christmas presents

So it’s Christmas Eve Eve and you have yet to do your shopping, but don’t worry we’re here to help. Ladies and gentlemen we give to you the three best gifts to buy a loved one this festive season.

Drum roll please….

#3 The Los Angeles Galaxy Space Gnome

Retailing at just $24.99 on worldsoccershop.com who wouldn’t want a gnome dressed in an LA Galaxy spacesuit?

#2 Chelsea FC Toaster

Folks this is not your average money spinning, let’s just put our crest on it and swindle our fans out of every shilling they have, toaster. No no no, this is a very special toaster. As you can see by the freshly tosten bread in the photo, this toaster brands the letters ‘CFC’ onto your toast. How ingenious is that?! Definitely worth the £19.95 price on Amazon.co.uk

Which brings us to this year’s number one Christmas present. What could possibly top a space gnome and letter branding toaster I hear you ask?

#1 Newcastle United FC lingerie

Demba Ba’s already gotten his missus the whole catalogue, why not do the same? With over 20 different garments to choose from, ranging in price from £5.00 to £20.00, you’d be crazy not to buy them all (or at least have a gander at them).

(h/t: NY Times)