The Major Talking Points From The ‘Stephen Ireland Goes Shopping’ Photo

1. what kind of animal is that popping out of Stephen Ireland’s bosom? A ferret?
2. Stephen and Jessica bring their ferrets to the mall.
3. Stephen and Jessica colour-coordinate before going to the mall
4. Stephen and Jessica only shop in stores with shopping bags that match their outfits.
5. Look at Stephen Ireland’s left hand – supporting the ferret creature. Say what you will about him, but I’d say he’s loving father and ferret owner.
6. Sweatpants with cargo pockets?
7. You cannot do the ‘I’m a bad-ass professional footballer and I’ll break your camera in half’ face if you have a ferret popping out of your hoodie and two shopping bags in your hands.