Russell Brand's Views On David Moyes Are As Needlessly Eloquent As Ever

The hipsters' choice of sports columnist, nay life columnist, is undoubtedly Russell Brand and he pops up on The Guardian today with another dose of word porn to get us all hot and bothered.

The comedian writes about David Moyes' departure from United, arguing that the Theatre of Dreams is now a setting for tragedy. You can read and marvel at his piece here and I've also picked out some of the more colourful turns of phrase below.

BRAND ON FERGUSON'S ROLE

BRAND ON THE APPOINTMENT OF GIGGS AS CARETAKER

BRAND ON THE UNITED DRESSING ROOM

BRAND ON THE INEVITABILITY OF IT ALL

Read it all here. There's also this.