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Phil Neville's Big Day Out, As Photoshopped By Balls.ie

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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If you believe twitter, then Phil Neville is the most boring man since... Well, ever (or at least since James Milner). His monotonous co-commentary during England's World Cup opener with Italy was so uneventful that it lead to a particularly amusing twitter backlash, and inspired us to create the following imaginings of what the man apparently known by Man United players as "**** off Phil" gets up to on a typical boring day.

When asked about an upcoming trip to the dentist, Phil responded:

"Nobody likes the waiting room, but it is important to wait until the dentist is ready."

Next up for 'Fizzer' is a thrilling trip to the park to feed the ducks:

 

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Most people hate queueing in the post office, but not Phil, he loves it:

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Respect on the training pitch is a big thing for Phil Neville, it may not have worked out in Carrington, but that won't stop him from giving 100% where required:

 

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BONUS:

Is the real reason that 'sad Keanu' was so melancholic because Phil Neville sat down and tried to discuss Italy's emphasis on the right wing? We think so.

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