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Newcastle’s New Third Kit Makes Me Want To Pluck Out My Eyeballs

Newcastle United have unveiled their new turd third kit and, there’s no sense in sugar-coating it, it’s downright abysmal. As one Twitter user point...

Newcastle United have unveiled their new turd third kit and, there’s no sense in sugar-coating...

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Vine: Paul Lambert Has Felt The Full Force Of Having Roy Keane As His Assistant

Without doubt, the most entertaining moments from today’s 0-0 bore draw between Aston Villa and Newcastle came from the two technical areas. First there w...

Without doubt, the most entertaining moments from today’s 0-0 bore draw between Aston Villa an...

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You Do Not Want To Eat Dinner With Alan Pardew

In the middle of a Daily Mirror piece contrasting Alan Pardew with former Newcastle manager Bobby Robson, there appears a gem of an annecdote about “Pards...

In the middle of a Daily Mirror piece contrasting Alan Pardew with former Newcastle manager Bobby Ro...

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Newcastle Fine Pardew For David Meyler Headbutt

Newcastle have moved swiftly to punish Alan Pardew for an incident during his side’s win against Hull on Saturday. The Newcastle manager headbutted Hull&#...

Newcastle have moved swiftly to punish Alan Pardew for an incident during his side’s win again...

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Video: Alan Pardew Speaks About That Headbutt, Claims It Wasn’t A Headbutt

That headbutt everyone is calling a headbutt wasn’t a headbutt according to Alan Pardew when he spoke about that headbutt after the Newcastle’s win ...

That headbutt everyone is calling a headbutt wasn’t a headbutt according to Alan Pardew when h...

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This Mathieu Debuchy Dive Is Both Embarrassing And Hilarious

Mathieu Debuchy with a pitiful dive...

Mathieu Debuchy with a pitiful dive...

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Why Joe Kinnear Was 'Sacked' By Newcastle

Director of football was sacked, despite abrupt club statement of resignation....

Director of football was sacked, despite abrupt club statement of resignation....

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Cabaye Set To Bid Adieu To Newcastle

Newcastle have agreed a fee with Paris St-Germain....

Newcastle have agreed a fee with Paris St-Germain....

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This Sounds Like The Most Mike Ashley Idea Ever

Mike Ashley just seems unwilling or unable to keep out of the headlines, though his new plan might just do that to Newcastle in the long term. The club want new...

Mike Ashley just seems unwilling or unable to keep out of the headlines, though his new plan might j...

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It Sure Looks Like The Newcastle Squad Had A Good Time In Dublin

Newcastle United players in fancy dress in Dublin....

Newcastle United players in fancy dress in Dublin....