http://youtu.be/d_zplfkoisI?t=2m55s
It's nearly 12 years since Alex Ferguson invented 'squeaky bum time' when speaking about the 2002/03 Premier League title race between Man Utd and Arsenal.
At a press conference ahead of Utd's FA Cup tie against Cambridge this evening, Louis van Gaal made his own posterior reference.
Continuously pressed by journalists about his use of 3-5-2, the Dutchman said that he knew the formation won games but that it caused him to 'twitch his ass' on the bench.
I know all the stats. I read the stats. I know that we have won more with 4-4-2 in a diamond.
But when you analyse the game then we have twitched our ass on the bench.
I said to my players I was squeezing my ass but it was the wrong expression, I have twitched my ass on the bench because we were out of balance.
It's good to see that the Man Utd players are not afraid to correct Louis on his English.
